Empty Glass on a Coaster
This tweet by Twitter user @DDDBU is awesome:
My mother sees the glass as half empty. And it better damn well be on a coaster.
Like the Internet, Only…
There’s this magazine called The Printed Blog. It is, in its own words, a collection of “The best of the web, picked by editors you know and love, delivered to you in a beautiful print magazine for only $24 a year.”
Kind of a neat idea, right? But the best part is their tagline:
Like the Internet. Only Flammable
What the…?
So there’s this Vietnamese noodle dish called pho. It’s pronounced like “fun” without the -n.
When I was driving around near my sister’s place in Seattle a couple months ago, I saw what is possibly the greatest restaurant name ever. It’s a Vietnamese restaurant called…
What the Pho!
Here’s the restaurant’s website.
Pot Holder
I love it when a word or phrase can have entirely different meanings depending on how you look at it. And while I don’t endorse illegal drug use, “pot holder” is a great example of that it’s-all-about-perspective thing.
The little tag in the photo below has a clever little tagline, too:
The perfect way to handle all of your baked goods.
Spazzstick
I just ran across Spazzstick, the caffeinated lip balm. Yes. Caffeinated lip balm.
This gets my vote for best-named beauty product ever.
It was invented by a cop who needed to keep his lips from chapping on those long night shifts.
Tsarbucks and More on The Simpsons
In the first episode (“The Falcon and the D’Ohman”) of season 23 (23!) of The Simpsons, there’s some great wordplay. Homer has been kidnapped by Ukrainian mobsters and is being held captive in Springfield’s “Little Ukraine” district. As his rescuer walks down the streets of Little Ukraine, he notices some interesting stores…
The guy even quips:
I’d take a moment to enjoy those store names if I didn’t have a job to do.
One Night Stand
From a tweet I saw a while back:
I had this one night stand, and the next morning I felt so guilty I bought another one for the other side of the bed.
