Empty Glass on a Coaster
This tweet by Twitter user @DDDBU is awesome:
My mother sees the glass as half empty. And it better damn well be on a coaster.
Like the Internet, Only…
There’s this magazine called The Printed Blog. It is, in its own words, a collection of “The best of the web, picked by editors you know and love, delivered to you in a beautiful print magazine for only $24 a year.”
Kind of a neat idea, right? But the best part is their tagline:
Like the Internet. Only Flammable
What the…?
So there’s this Vietnamese noodle dish called pho. It’s pronounced like “fun” without the -n.
When I was driving around near my sister’s place in Seattle a couple months ago, I saw what is possibly the greatest restaurant name ever. It’s a Vietnamese restaurant called…
What the Pho!
Here’s the restaurant’s website.
Pot Holder
I love it when a word or phrase can have entirely different meanings depending on how you look at it. And while I don’t endorse illegal drug use, “pot holder” is a great example of that it’s-all-about-perspective thing.
The little tag in the photo below has a clever little tagline, too:
The perfect way to handle all of your baked goods.

Spazzstick
I just ran across Spazzstick, the caffeinated lip balm. Yes. Caffeinated lip balm.
This gets my vote for best-named beauty product ever.
It was invented by a cop who needed to keep his lips from chapping on those long night shifts.

One Night Stand
From a tweet I saw a while back:
I had this one night stand, and the next morning I felt so guilty I bought another one for the other side of the bed.
